Those people that are so plastic that they have ‘made in china’ stamped on their foot

Summer Holidays

Doesn’t it always feel like the holidays are too short! I hate it, when you break up for the summer holidays and they go so quickly that you realise you’ve only got a few weeks left. As usual there’s typical English weather: a few days that are too hot and the rest dull or raining. I would prefer it if most days were about 20 degrees (I don’t like it too hot - like an OAP). Anyway, enjoy the holidays while they’re still there!

I like Cheryl Cole but it was just embarrassing for her…

Planking, fair enough as it is also a good way to get a tan in hot weather. Owling? Isn’t that the sort of thing a birdwatcher would do. What’s next? Sealing? Where someone would lie like a flopped out seal, like planking but relaxed, fine till someone does it on the road as a suicide attempt.

I typed in google the word awkward and this came up…

I typed in google the word awkward and this came up…